Wednesday, May 21, 2008

$135 a barrell and up....SAVE US OPEC!!!

Dear OPEC, Iran, Saudi Arabia, Venezuela, and other oil producing companies/nations:

Please save America. We need more oil at cheaper prices from you. Only you can save our nation. Only you can save the American, and thusly, the world's, economy.

We do have the technology, man power, and care to drill, refine (after building green refineries), and produce our own stockpiles of crude oil. We are fully capable of competing with you on the oil market. We have that capability. Yet, we are a true superpower and nearly half of our leaders feel guilty about that success.

So, we need your help to remain on top. We need you to produce more oil and lower your current asking prices. We know you have improved your production over and over again over the last 8 years. We know you have helped us in the past. It hasn't been the extensive, economy-saving help we have asked for or needed, but we do thank you for everything you do.

We will send our lame-duck President to grovel at your feet. He will marvel at the 24K gold, diamond-encrusted, platinum-coated-engined Mercedes-Benz. He will praise the beauty and success of your country, ignoring the starving masses five kilometers from your palace. He will comment, "What opium-producing farms are they talking about here?"

We listen to environmentalist wack-os who tell us oil is evil...and watch them drive away in their gas-guzzling Suburbans, Escalades, and Tahoes. We will let the Democratic party lay roadblocks to our independence from your oil because yours is so much cleaner and more environmentally safe than we could ever drill and produce.

Our national security and our economy will play second fiddle to the unproven and unrealistic Global Warming phenomenon. We will rely on semi-friendly psuedo-allies for our energy needs instead of harvesting our own resources.

We need your help. If you so choose. If not, we will just continue to pay whatever you ask, because we need you.

We just are content to let our own oil sit 200 feet beneath our land. We are content to hope that you will have mercy on us out of the goodness of your hearts.

Sincerely,


The Citizens of America
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My name is David A. Ebert, the oldest of two siblings produced by my parents, Leah and David G. Ebert. We are all Republicans, but I take it a toke or two...well, closer to 10 tokes...further than my parents,

I am very much a Right Wing Conservative. I am a Reagan Conservative. I believe Americans, in general, are smarter than elected officials in Washington, DC. We should be more in charge than the Government.

We, as individuals and families, should have more responsibility over our own, hard-earned money and not send more and more and more taxes to the out-of-touch politicians. I believe the government is there to serve us, and not us to serve them.

I believe in America's greatness and that, overall, we are the most generous, forgiving, intelligent, and genuinely decent country in the world. I also believe that we are the most powerful nation in the history of the world, but do not use that power to hold over the collective heads of other nations.

I believe that low taxes, intelligent spending of those tax revenues, strong initiatives on defense and education, and small government influence on the day-to-day lives of Americans are some of the most important ideals related to how the US should be operated.I believe in the freedoms granted by the US Constitution. I believe that judges should uphold and interpret the laws as written in the US Constitution, and not refer to any foreign legislation to make their historic decisions.

I believe the First Amendment, as well as the entire Bill of Rights, are the most important laws this world has ever seen.

I believe abortion is WRONG. I believe that homosexuality is WRONG. I believe that allowing anyone to publicly debate the possibility of lowering the age of consent, especially for young boys to consent to older men, is a tragedy of morality. I believe that organizations like NAMBLA should be publicly shunned and not given a platform to spew their harmful and dangerous rhetoric.

I believe there is a sad lacking in the ability of our nation to appreciate and accept self responsibility. We, as a nation, blame daddy, racism, sexism, classism, mommy, the mean teacher, the mean little league coach, the loud mouthed uncle, the financial status of the neighborhood in which we grew up in, and a million and one other reasons why we do not succeed. How often do we, as a nation, take the blame for our own mistakes? How often do you hear someone accept responsibility for their own mistakes? How often?

I am conservative. I am worried about the future of the country and the planet, especially if O-BOMB-A or Billary Clinton make it to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. I will start posting my fears, my hopes, my ideas as they all relate to news and politics. I hope to open some eyes and change some opinions with my writings. Most of all, I hope you will read my words and be inspired to find the truth...and not rely on Chris Matthews or Keith Olberman or Katie Couric or Matt Lauer for your opinions. I hope you will break the mold and do something unreal...unexpected...do something that O-BOMB-A and Billary are afraid of you doing...

THINK FOR YOURSELF.

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