Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Cry Me a River!!!

Aww...poor little girl. Getting picked on by all the big, mean boys! How dare they question her!
How dare they ask for something so hard as substance and actual ideas concerning her campaign!

This is HER election. This is HER time. She has fought for 35 years for this! While she cannot and will not provide evidence of any success she has had in those 35 years, how dare we question her! Why, she is a woman, you big, fat meanies!

The stress of all these unfair questions broke her to staged tears. I feel bad for her. Poor thing.

How can we be so unfair? She is a woman. She is married to an adulterous, Narcissist buffoon! She raised a daughter that bolted to the other side of the country the second she graduated high school. She won a popularity contest for a seat in congress after her opponent went down to cancer.

Hasn't she done enough? Hasn't she been through enough? Come on people, leave her alone!

The White House is hers! There are towels and paintings that she forgot to steal...I mean, borrow...for her presidential library.

She has fought for change for women and children for 35 years. Isn't that enough? She cannot name any one thing she successfully won in that fight, but all we should care about is the fight.
She has fought in Congress for change! She fought to send us to war in Iraq. She then fought to get our military to cut and run. She then fought to repeal the Bush Tax Cuts. She then fought to cut funding to our military while in Iraq. She then fought to rename some post offices and bridges...HOLY COW!!!

That is it! That is where she led our Democratic Congress the last two years! Instead of the travesty of the Anywheretown Post Office, it is now the Joe Schmo Memorial Post Office! Plus, we no longer have the eyesore of the 26th Street Bridge, we now, thanks to her 35 years of fighting, have the Jane Schmo Memorial Bridge.

Wow, with that kind of success and the lack of respect shown by the American people, no wonder she cried. No wonder she felt so hurt that we would turn on her like that. For three days, the country listened to the faint whine of millions of tiny violins as we regretted how she was mistreated. She is a woman for pete's sake!!!

However, as though it were staged by some left-wing Hollywood director...hmmm...well...but I digress...America came through! She won New Hampshire. She IS the Comeback Kid! She IS the Heir Appearant for the throne, er, White House!

Oh, yeah, and McCain won, too.

The most liberal candidates of both parties won a liberal region of the country...imagine that.

My ticket is still Fred/Mitt 08!
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My name is David A. Ebert, the oldest of two siblings produced by my parents, Leah and David G. Ebert. We are all Republicans, but I take it a toke or two...well, closer to 10 tokes...further than my parents,

I am very much a Right Wing Conservative. I am a Reagan Conservative. I believe Americans, in general, are smarter than elected officials in Washington, DC. We should be more in charge than the Government.

We, as individuals and families, should have more responsibility over our own, hard-earned money and not send more and more and more taxes to the out-of-touch politicians. I believe the government is there to serve us, and not us to serve them.

I believe in America's greatness and that, overall, we are the most generous, forgiving, intelligent, and genuinely decent country in the world. I also believe that we are the most powerful nation in the history of the world, but do not use that power to hold over the collective heads of other nations.

I believe that low taxes, intelligent spending of those tax revenues, strong initiatives on defense and education, and small government influence on the day-to-day lives of Americans are some of the most important ideals related to how the US should be operated.I believe in the freedoms granted by the US Constitution. I believe that judges should uphold and interpret the laws as written in the US Constitution, and not refer to any foreign legislation to make their historic decisions.

I believe the First Amendment, as well as the entire Bill of Rights, are the most important laws this world has ever seen.

I believe abortion is WRONG. I believe that homosexuality is WRONG. I believe that allowing anyone to publicly debate the possibility of lowering the age of consent, especially for young boys to consent to older men, is a tragedy of morality. I believe that organizations like NAMBLA should be publicly shunned and not given a platform to spew their harmful and dangerous rhetoric.

I believe there is a sad lacking in the ability of our nation to appreciate and accept self responsibility. We, as a nation, blame daddy, racism, sexism, classism, mommy, the mean teacher, the mean little league coach, the loud mouthed uncle, the financial status of the neighborhood in which we grew up in, and a million and one other reasons why we do not succeed. How often do we, as a nation, take the blame for our own mistakes? How often do you hear someone accept responsibility for their own mistakes? How often?

I am conservative. I am worried about the future of the country and the planet, especially if O-BOMB-A or Billary Clinton make it to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. I will start posting my fears, my hopes, my ideas as they all relate to news and politics. I hope to open some eyes and change some opinions with my writings. Most of all, I hope you will read my words and be inspired to find the truth...and not rely on Chris Matthews or Keith Olberman or Katie Couric or Matt Lauer for your opinions. I hope you will break the mold and do something unreal...unexpected...do something that O-BOMB-A and Billary are afraid of you doing...

THINK FOR YOURSELF.

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